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THE VANTRILIGUEST BOLONY (a crappy pasta)The vantriliquest boloney!THE VANTRILIGUEST BOLONY (a crappy pasta) by FifiTheGreatBlue1089
Once, there is a boyS names greg, he had fat eyes and a green body. He alwys wanting to get to be a bolony maker, but one day his fater said “NO! greg must! Only be THE VANTRILIGUEST!!” grag gaspesd! “oh noes! BUT I LOVEd MY BOLOEY with all my hart?!” he say, in surpruss.\
So lived he away from his dasd and lived with his mom’s. she alway had nice boloney muffins.
And but he had a bad bully enime who lives next door to his lived MOMS!!! AND ALWS WUS VANTRILEGUESTING!!11@@!!!1
SHE WS NAMD keyraara the bolniy the third!! And he was a loved from hers BUT IT WSNT MEANT TO BE!! Because ondy whn he ATE HIS BOLNY she said “NO” but he wants his bolon e! so he grabs her booloni and ates it but the she say:”why do u DO THIS! THAT WAS MY MOOOOOO!!!!”M1!!1 and she beganed to cry with blud like in my immoral thinks greg. BUT HE WAS TOO LAT!! Because se was stabbing HIS BOLONY!! AND HE SCREMS “vada?, HELP!’